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Hey Siri, dim the lights to 37%. – Gladly, Klaas. Change the lighting mood to red. – Of course. Hey Siri, rap for me! – Understood. Charge, unlock and activate,
Siri listens to you, nobody tells you, no coca shoots, but block batteries,
with two thousand five hundred milliamps, you say that you clear up [ __ ]
I have video of you crying o-na-ning use you as a docking station (full charge)
display protective film best condom (safe) Siri unlocks you with Code 69
One Night Standby, 10-finger technology You follow Opfa in the Benz SLK,
hack on-board computer, crash your car (like Tesla) Hang yourself on the loading bar
Hide the corpse on storage, manage forget abou-chaker here comes siri clan,
data packets on each arm. Me and my Assi Gang
We'll rip up your life First, tape off your webcam
before you talk to me. You act Scarface
but secretly binge Gilmore Girls, We know all about you
Smart Home – Stupid Alexa, please play my afterwork playlist.

– Smart Home son of a [ __ ] from 101 ASSISTENT gang Alexa, please turn down the music by 80%! – OK. Party light activated. Alexa, 90% less light. Alexa, the [ __ ] is back Plugged
directly into the power supply via USB You'll be [ __ ]. break your neck Send your Dickpic to your mother for a picnic. I connect
my fist with your face via Bluetooth. (Blood)
Visagen Update Until facial recognition hard failed. Black and loud, like Rihanna,
receive the data via WiFi antenna. Shave like men transfer like
gender unplug like caitlyn jenner make a new column
like excel doc we're 20 million
right [ __ ] black block ok google start fly mode! Google homie knows babe (Search)
And I hear and I hear and I hear everything you say babe
Record it and blackmail yourself with that [ __ ] It's Thursday I'll make you an appointment,
11 o'clock sharp, pour gas on you . I'll break your knees, it says in the terms and conditions
You're internet, I'm interevil. What you tell me, you don't tell anyone else
Take your cache from me – buy me some of it Suprime You have the police, I have them too,
But by the balls, with YouPorn search history Me and my Assi Gang
We'll click your life to pieces First, stick your webcam off
before you talk to me You pretend to be Scarface,
but secretly binge Gilmore Girls, We know everything about you
Smart Home – stupid person Ok, we can stop for a moment.

Who are you? I'm Cortana, Microsoft's assistant system. (Laughter) I know Alexa, Siri, Google Home
and such, but I've never heard of Cortana. How did you get here? – TomTom gave me a ride. – Turn right, then, turn left
. Drive straight ahead. After 300 meters, enter the roundabout
and take the 2nd exit. Yes, I don't care if you
[ __ ] off again. We're shooting a video right now. Siri punches you with hooks like Twitter
Weather forecast: Tiny thunderstorms Alexa orders your child a Glock
Your own blood shoots into your head Google Home, handles data instead of crack
Pulls you off like a USB stick from a Mac Siri breaks your skull with a selfie stick
Knocks you out with a roundhouse click Do it you boxer from boss on shopping list
Then you are rid of jobs like Apple Google Home finds you route to the hospital
Shazamt your screams, makes a playlist from it Siri separates vocal cords, voice quality is choppy
If you want to save number, there is full contact Alexa boxes you, like Amazon
Smart Home Son of a [ __ ]